Baby's Delivery according to Corporate World

1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man

and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly...

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

HAND BroasT

I love you more

I love you more each and every day,
Your so beautiful and perfect in every way,
My love for u will never delay,
I’ll never let go, not even for a day,

I’ll never leave you,
I’ll always be by your side,
To hold you and to protect you,
always making your day shine,

On new years day,
the day we first kissed,
is a beautiful day,
that I’ll never miss

I’ll cherish you for ever and ever,
I’ll protect you through any terror,
I’ll never make your heart tear,
I’ll only do the opposite and care.

Balance sheet of Life

Our Birth is our Opening Balance

Our Death is our Closing Balance ?

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thoughts are our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account



Our aim is, to tally the Balance Sheet accurately.. ..... and the goal is, to get the 'Best Presented Accounts' Award

HAVE A NICE DAY

Pentominium - Highest Luxury Residential Building

Pentominium - unusual house of the future and probably a new wonder of the world, which will become a new landmark in the real estate of luxury and one of the tallest skyscrapers in the world. It is built in the prestigious world-renowned area of Dubai Marina, overlooking the serene Arabian Sea and the tallest - 120 floors - and most luxurious apartment building in the world. Mr. Wazir Darediya, Executive Director, Trident International Holdings said that we decided to expand the boundaries and create the concept of an ideal place of residence, which would be a "luxury at altitude.

The Pentominium is a supertall skyscraper currently under construction in the city of Dubai, United Arab Emirates. When completed, the residential tower will be 516 m (1,693 ft) tall, with 122 floors above ground. It was designed by architects Aedas and funded by Trident International Holdings. The AED 1.46 billion (US$400 million) construction contract was awarded to Arabian Construction Company (ACC). The Pentominium has one of the deepest excavation done in the world, performed by Swissboring Overseas Piling Corp. Construction commenced on 26 July 2009 and the building is expected to be completed in 2013. As of 20 November 2010, 4 floors have been completed. When completed, Pentominium will become the second tallest building in Dubai after Burj Khalifa, and one of the tallest residential tower in the world.


The word Pentominium is a portmanteau of the words penthouse and condominium. Each residential floor will have just one 4-bedroom apartment of over 600 square metres (6,500 sq ft). Ameneties available to residents include a swimming pool, an observation deck, a private cinema, a health club and a banqueting hall, along with a cigar lounge and a business centre.

Status: under-construction

Groundbreaking: 26 July 2009

Estimated completion: 2013

Basement Floors: 6

Roof: 516 m (1,693 ft)

Top floor: 468 m (1,535 ft)

Floor count: 122

Floor area: 150,000 m2 (1,614,587 sq ft)

Units / Rooms: 147

Companies involved:
Architect(s) Aedas
Contractor ACC
Developer Trident International Holdings

Other Companies:
Shenyang Yuanda Aluminum Engineering Co., Ltd., Tokas Real Estate, Trident International Holdings FZCO, Swissboring Overseas Corporation Ltd., Swissboring Overseas Corporation Ltd., Hirsch Bedner Associates Singapore, Doka Gulf FZE, Arabian Construction Company.

Rachel Bilson Calendar 2011

Wife and Girlfriend

Wife and Girlfriend

Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.

At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.

No money, u sell the TV,
Got money u change ur MOBILE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.

TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).

Last but not least ..
TVs don't have viruses,
But MOBILEs often do!

Wise Sayings By Famous People

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